Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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