Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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