Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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