that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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