The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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