you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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