And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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