I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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