I think I died a long time ago.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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