My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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