spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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