how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
