nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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