sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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