no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Couch. On fire.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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