i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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