Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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