all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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