Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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