I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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