UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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