brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
why is half of my head shaved?
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