I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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