I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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