So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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