5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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