I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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