I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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