Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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