marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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