So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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