you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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