So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I had to cum in my sink.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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