You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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