No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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