We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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