Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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