Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's blow job season.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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