I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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