I can tuck mytits in my pants
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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