i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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