shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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