I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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