New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
