I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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