i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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