My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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