The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
