Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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