...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
don't judge my taste in strippers
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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