id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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